Log of Captain Clark

I have found myself transported into the 21st century, quartering with a teenage girl in Tennessee. I count among my roommates General George S. Patton Jr. of the 20th century and Edgar Allan Poe of the 19th. I must now deal with many strange new things including but not limited to: computers, the teenage girl Jenny, piano-playing, Pringles, poppy seed bagels, my best friend (also resurrected) in love, and the population of this website.
Also, I like maps.